TUMBLE FRIENDS.
I have decided to start a twitter to launch my global brand “Brian Byrne Inc”, brianbyrne.com was taken by some handjob who plays with computers and manages other handjobs, so I figured this was the next best thing. I will provide no service or product of any kind (though if you’re going to look at my page, even by mistake, donations are welcome!!). I will provide thought provoking insights (ex: When wiping, a combination of wet AND dry works best), stark truths, satyrical fun poking, naysaying, verbal lambasting and sarcastic rebutting of disputable matters of opinion! Follow me into the darkness, for I shall bring you White Castle. Thank you for your cooperation during this transitional period of your life.